Saturday, April 23, 2005

 

Newts at Ten

Extract from an interview with Banksie the Newt:

How are you, Banksie?

My feet are sore.

Why's that?

Whittington made me deliver the whole of North Sheen the other evening while he played that computer game. Then he turned up for the last two houses and got his picture in the Richmond & Twickenham Times.

Go on, read that headline.

"LIB DEM CAT MAKES PURR-FECT DELIVERY"

It's sickening, isn't it?

I ask the questions, thank you. But you obviously feel strongly about this.

Yes, for too long we amphibians have been downtrodden. We must rise up and take control of the means of production. We must march on Downing Street. We must cease the BBC.

Then there would be programmes on television we want to watch...

...Like what?

Well, Newts at Ten for one.

You are obviously a bit of a radical, Banksie. I take it you will be voting Labour.

Vote Labour? Of course not. Why would anyone with radical views vote Labour these days?

For the history and career of Banksie, click here.



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